This past week has been unbelievable. I left for Nicaragua on Sunday June 22nd. My itinerary called for me to leave from Reagan, connect though Atlanta and arrive in Managua all on Sunday. This, unfortunately was not the case. Due to weather delays out of Reagan my flight was delayed an hour. Though definitely annoyed, I didn't think this posed

any significant threat to my arriving in Atlanta in time to reach my connection. I had a scheduled two hour lay over before my flight into Nicaragua. While on the runway, however, after the weather delay, a middle aged man about five rows back from my seat began to have a diabetic fit. His body clenched tight and began to spasm. The flight attendants called for a doctor and everyone in the plane panicked. To my dismay, being as selfish as I am, the flight was grounded an additional hour and a half. Paramedics treated the man on board and helped him off the flight. By the time we finally took off from Reagan, I knew I had missed my connection. As a result I spent the night in Atlanta at a Hampton Inn. The next day I took a 7 am flight into Miami in order to catch an 11 am flight into Managua. I arrived in Miami and found my connecting flight was delayed four hours. I didn't arrive in Nicaragua until 4:30 pm, leaving me a day and a half in the country before the Secretary's arrival. Little did I know that my crazy air travel over those two days was only a small omen of what was to come.

Usually, the schedules for these international trips are set two months ahead of time. An especially hectic trip would be considered one where the events don't jell together until a week or so before. China was off the charts chaotic because some aspects of the Secretary's time there were not set until one day before. When I arrived in Nicaragua, the Secretary's trip was in what I considered to be a manageable state. President Ortega, the former militant ruler turned elected president, had invited the Secretary to Nicaragua and the two were scheduled to appear at a couple events together. There were a few question marks but overall I felt like everything would come together. Eighteen hours before the Secretary's arrival however, President Ortega's staff called the Embassy and informed them that Ortega wanted to scratch the schedule and take a more hour by hour approach. They asked if the Secretary could meet with Ortega at 5 pm the day of delegation's arrival in order to discuss what events might be worth while.

Upon hearing this terrifying development, I called my boss, head of scheduling and advance Allyson Bell. Panic filled the air. She listened to me in unbelief. She decided to consult the Secretary as to what he wanted to do. Secretary Leavitt, in his customary easy going fashion, agreed to the meeting unafraid of the unknown schedule that would result.


The delegation arrived and I advanced the location of the meeting. Security and I entered the Presidential compound and viewed the conference room. The paint job in the room was outrageous. It looked like a blown up picture of a five year old's finger painting. Streaks and blotches ran across the walls in vibrant clashing colors.

There didn't appear to be any discernible pattern or reason behind the chaos. The only recognizable image was an enormous hand painted behind President Ortega's seat. In the middle of the hand's palm was a large, painted, bloodshot eye ball. I'm sure there's some big brother meaning behind the painting but I was too stressed to really analyze it in depth.

To set the stage for what happened next, in all my time working for the Secretary I have never seen him wait for anyone. Part of my job is to ensure that everyone and everything is ready for his arrival so that he can get started right away. The Secretary's meeting with Ortega, as mentioned before, was scheduled for 5pm. At the stroke of 5pm, however, Ortega was nowhere to be found. Half an hour passed and no Ortega; An hour, and hour and a half. Finally, after an hour and forty five minutes, President Ortega arrived at his own meeting. He greeted everyone wearing an unbuttoned shirt revealing his entire chest and stomach. He had on a leather jacket over his shirt, kacki pants and open toed sandals. The Secretary, by contrast, was in a full suit.

At this point no one knew what we were doing next. Allyson entered the meeting with the Secretary with her blackberry ready to email me with any news. After about half an hour I received a message giving me the location of a hospital. Security and I raced to the designated hospital, busted into the directors office and took a whirl wind tour of it's facilities. Meanwhile, the meeting between the Secretary and the President Ortega ended. As they were walking toward their cars, Ortega asked the Secretary if he wanted to ride in his new Mercedes. Without any regard to security protocol, the Secretary accepted with President's invitation. As a result, President Ortega ended up behind the wheel with the Secretary sitting shotgun. This became the front page image on the following day's newspaper. As they made their way toward the hospital, Ortega supposedly ran stop signs, red lights, and totally defied the speed limit. One HHS security guard later commented, "If he would have been injured in some kind of accident, we would have all been fired." Security was furious that the Secretary ignored standard Security procedure.
So I waited by the front door for the Secretary with about seventy other people, including Nicaraguan police, hospital staff and about ten individuals with enormous tv cameras, which were undoubtedly manufactured in the 1950's or 60's. As we were waiting, we heard a scream, "They're at the back door!" Everyone panicked and ran toward the action. A seventy person stampede ensued, with the camera people knocking over everyone and security screaming for people to get out of the way. I finally found the Secretary with the President surrounded by tv cameras. They slowly, with the help of pushing police officers and security, entered the hospital. Room by room, the President guided the Secretary through the hospital with the cameras following every move. In Nicaragua, patient privacy apparently does not exist. On ten different national tv stations, the President asked patient after patient about their diseases and the treatments they were receiving. One patient confessed to having ciphelous (spelling?) while seven others in the AIDS clinic were publicly outed for being HIV positive. For the naturally open latin patients, doctors and politicians, this invasion of privacy didn't seem like such a big deal. I, on the other hand, was stunned.
After the hospital visit, the delegation returned to the hotel to decompress and plan for the next day. During the Secretary's meeting with the President, they arranged to take a boat tour of Lake Nicaragua the following morning. The scheduled meeting time was 10am at the dock in Granada, a nearby city on the lake. Upon informing the embassy of the meeting they replied that Ortega would not arrive until 11:30am. When I asked why, they stated that the President has "never been seen in public before 11:30am." Sure enough, we arrived at 10am and Ortega was not there. We waited an a half hour, an hour, and again, finally, after an hour and a half, he arrived. This time the entrance was much more dramatic. Ortega arrived in a 1960's Soviet Helicopter. He landed a short distance away and drove into the dock.

The boat ride was our last event with the President. The rest of the the Secretary's stay in Nicaragua involved meetings and speeches. When the delegation finally left, it was an gigantic relief. Though stressful, Nicaragua was probably the most exciting trip of my life.
The pictures include me at the dock, in front of the boat and in Granada. There are also a couple Ortega, a picture of one of his billboards and a photo of the Secretary being mobbed by reporters after a speech. I also included a picture taken from my hotel window.